YuSheng: Am I no.1 in your heart?
YingJun: No, because you're the only one in my heart.

So sweet right? I didn't catch this part of Shou Zu. All these are from Leanne, hahaha.

Next..
*winks at Tiffany.
The atmosphere between this girl and guy couple was pretty good. Both of them were talking abou school stuff. Both of them joked and had fun listening to each other. But all these fun did not last long, not until..

Girl: Can you lend me 55c? I need to take bus home.

Guy stares at girl. Gray clouds starts to form on top of the guy.
Guy: WHAT?! 55c?! YOU STILL OWE ME $55 000!!!

Guy gets very agitated and starts to kick her in the stomach.

Girl: OUCHHHH! Very pain leh!
Guy: Then you "kope" my $55 000 my heart not pain ah?!
Girl: I return you tomorrow lor!
Guy: You said the same thing from LAST YEAR.

Starts to get very very annoyed.
Stares at Girl for a second and starts slapping her face.

Girl: 不要打了! 不要打了! (*stop hitting!)

Guy ignores Girl until she fell helplessly on the floor.

Then Guy walks away very righteously.

Weeks after what happened, they finally broke up.

*May God bless both parties.
The story above is from our own imagination if it relates to any real life stories, its purely coincidence.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
I think its so freaking funny.
You'll never guess how we get to this topic and from there creating this little story of our own. :D


CDP SKIT WAS SO SCREWED UP.
IM GONNA TEST THE PROJECTOR EVERYDAY!
TEST UNTIL SPOIL AH!
kns.